Suddenly, one day, your father invades you. And every day before leaving home, your intestines are bursting! You have your father’s sperm all day in your belly!
“Would you like me to shine your shoes dad?” “Yes lad” “anything else that needs a shining dad?” “As a matter of fact yes…”
Daddy still hasn’t told me His or any of His friends names... But that’s okay, They don’t talk to me much anyways...