My sister’s bf is a huge control freak.. he makes my gf call him “daddy” and sleep in their bed with him!
“My roommate picked Kylie up and spanked her after she said she voted for Trump.. everyone laughed..I didn’t think it was cool. He’s a jerk”
My gf lays down the law when my best friend bosses me around :) they seem to be getting pretty close, too- which is always good :)
“So what if I sneak off to Ty’s room every time I go see my bf? He’s always high- it’s not look he notices! I can’t help myself!”
“Another of my bf’s coworkers punked him into filming me fuck them.. it’s so sad but idk what else to do”
I think my landlord thinks my gf and I are in an “open relationship”.. I’ll have to talk to him once I get my deposit back
“My ex used to have such a big dick!.. I mean he used to BE such a big dick! I wonder what he wants.. He said I better look hot for him!”
“They were just playing around,babe! We were all drunk! And you shouldn’t have passed out so early anyway!” My friends made my gf a slut!